Southern Girls don't Poop

I don't know if men are aware of this... but I'll go ahead and say it.
Apparently, Southern girls don't poop!

War Paint

I wrote something just like this a few years ago, but that blog has come and gone and I deleted the piece.
Silly on my part because it really spoke to me, I was happy with it, and I sent out my message as clear as I could.
I now have to recreate it in other words- here is that attempt.